No Hunny, You Look Great
by: Tyler Brooker
"Am I fat?" Don't even start with me. I thought that dreadful lose-lose question was a part of history! "Do these jeans make my butt look big?" - "No hunny, your butt makes those pants look big". Why do women still insist on puting men in this ridiculus situation? And it isn't as though we can just say "I refuse to answer", because then you came up with "Geez, you don't even care about how i feel". Wow.
Look ladies, guys arent the only ones with eyes. You know just as well as us if something makes your butt look fat. This is me, making a request for all guys out there - DON'T ASK US THAT! Instead, try something like "aw, I'm fat", so that we can come back and tell you that you are not. This way, everyone wins. Your happy, we're happy, and the divorce rate drops 10 fold.
Moving right along. Ladies, if you are overweight, do something! don't complain, just get rid of the excess. There are tons and tons of ways to lose weight, so pick one! This is one more of those win-win situations. After you lose some weight, your happy, we're happy, and Jenny Craig is wealthy.
So lets review... No asking us if your fat.... No complaining if you ARE overweight (And if you are, chose from one of the million ways to lose weight)..... And have a happy relashionship! Look, most guys just want to have fun. We clearly don't like fighting, and girls shouldnt either, so lets get along, ad remember everything you read here today!
About The Author
Tyler Brooker is the owner and operator of Fast Weight Loss Programs - http://www.fast-weight-loss-programs.com, which is the best site on the internet for all Weight Loss related information. Feel free to reprint this article as long as you keep the article, this caption and author biography in tact with all hyperlinks.
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Tips On Pulling A Fabulous Fashion Act Together
Tips On Pulling A Fabulous Fashion Act Together
by: Bridget P. Allen
Girl, are you intelligent, funny with a fab personality and an eye for the newest fashion trends but need a little help pulling it all together? Look no further, here are some tips on pulling together the right look.
Your personal style speaks volumes about who you are so let?s not blow it after you?ve spent your hard earned money on the latest new trends!
The key to putting together a great outfit is risky and simple. The rule of thumb is balance and ?less is more.?
Choose one ?wow? item and build around it. For example, if you have this absolutely fabulous piece of jewelry that you mush show off, try wearing it with a simple black dress. Black flatters just about all figures without overwhelming the look of your jewelry.
Want to show off your new elaborately stitched jeans? A solid shirt paired with heels works well with decorated jeans. If the design...
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Build Up Your Self Confidence by using Simple Fashion & Beauty Tips
Build Up Your Self Confidence by using Simple Fashion & Beauty Tips
by: Donna McAlister
You are feeling good about yourself and you want to show the world that you have something to offer. You feel that way inside but you look says something totally different. How to get the outside to match how you feel on the inside? Well you have got to ?Dress for Success?.
But how do you accomplish this? Number one you have got the dress the part and by dressing for the part I mean that you have got to dress for the job, career, or business that you want, not for the one that you currently have. Example if you wanted to be a successful Hair Stylish, you have got to look like you have your hair in order. Would want to go to a Hair Stylist whose hair was always a mess? I don?t think so. This analogy could be used in just about every profession.
Now this does not mean that you have got to go out and spend an exceptional amount of money to get a whole...
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INCREASE YOUR CASUAL WEAR FLAIR
INCREASE YOUR CASUAL WEAR FLAIR
by: Bridget Allen
Let?s put a way the flip-flops, pack up our summer shorts and bring out this fall?s newest line of casual wear.
In today?s fast paced and changing lifestyle, we women love to dress casual.
We want to feel good about ourselves and our femininity and still be able to do everything our lifestyle dictates while looking great.
Casual wear is not just a fad.
Women demand chic, sexy styles with that built-in comfort factor with the right flair.
We love being able to just ?throw something on? and wear it all day.
But before we do that we need to build a core wardrobe of basic items with enough variety to keep from being boring.
To start with there are several color combinations that go well together ? khaki, denim, tan and black, khaki, white.
Choose cohesive pieces and build around the basic styles.
Casual shoes are...
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Fall Fashion Trend - Take Your Jacket To The Shrink
Fall Fashion Trend - Take Your Jacket To The Shrink
by: Brenna Cleeland
Fall and winter may have brought out long peacoats and trenches before, but not this year. One of the most sought-after pieces for the upcoming season will be the shrunken jacket, in a variety of styles. The difference between these new, tinier versions of your traditional autumn and winter favorites is their length; cuts are the same as traditional coats, but they hit slightly above the waist and often tie or button under the chest. The beauty of these new pieces is that they provide coverage in colder months without sacrificing sexiness or femininity.
The perfect jacket is one of the most important elements of your wardrobe, and with so many shapes and fabrics available this fall, it would be a crime to choose just one. The ever-present denim jacket is back with a new vengeance. Instead of the washes of last season or bulkiness of years before, this season?s denim jacket...
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The Truth About Horizon Treadmills
The Truth About Horizon Treadmills
by: Dean Iggo
Hopefully you haven't arrived at this article expecting a rave review of Horizon treadmills. Although the company, has been around for a long time it seems their treadmills have not kept up with the evolving fitness equipment scene. In my opinion horizon treadmills should not be considered for your home gym.
At between $700 and $1,400 some people might say that because they are a cheap treadmill you shouldn't...
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Fighting Depression by Restoring Your Routines
Fighting Depression by Restoring Your Routines
by: Allan Cowley
When we have depression, one of the things we drop from our lives is a routine. Most humans need routine as it adds structure to our lives. During bouts of depression we find it hard to go about our daily lives with a sense of purpose and direction. Restoring your routines will help to counteract this problem.
Even the simplest things can appear to be beyond us and therefore get put aside....
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